passerkirbius:

I heartily endorse this comic.

(via Maximumble - #480 – Dolled)

parscilla:

instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life

Will you just give me a fucking break? Why can’t anything work out?

therealkatiewest:

I find them on subways reading books I have on my list of Books To Read. I find them at bars dancing more enthusiastically than anyone else; even if they can’t really dance. I find them in line at the grocery store on a Friday night buying cookie dough, milk and that’s it. I find them in the…

mariannapaige:

so i fixed both my typewriters!!! but the one i used for this is really messy for some annoying reason. but i kind of like it. also i typed this on the back of the envelope maryanne sent her letter in.

Twenty One Pilots- Car Radio

I love everything about this song.

coketalk:

Relevant.

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

explodingdog:

forgetting